Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - #901 e126

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Official Episode Description ( aired Mar 9, 2005 )
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

:- Yeah, jews might not play basketball but they make good sport agents & bankers. Turning a penis inside-out doesn't quite change a person's soul, IMHO.
Shock value... good, Humor... weak, Seeing Kyle's knees explode... priceless! )~
I'ld watch 1 ReRun [ if my elbows exploded ]

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Trivia

Two new places in South Park = TRINIDAD MEDICAL CENTER & PLANNED PARENTHOOD
:- what happened to the place where lion cubs learned craft of abortion? )~

New bus seen bringing scamps right to front door = SPCT SP stands for SOUTH PARK. Guess what CT stands for.

Ok, I will do what no other Web-Site will do and show the operation...
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1. slice open balls 2. remove testicles 3. slice shaft 4. turn inside-out 5. stuff it in & shape lips with extra skin

Is this the first time we've seen Ms.Garrison's house from outside? Address = 16405

Inside, in the kitchen above door = framed picture with THE CHARDONAY written underneath a wine bottle

When Kyle showed parents how he would look = photo of young Eddie Murphy.
:- talk about "transracel", while that photo was showing, Comedy Central threw up word ad for The Chappelle Show in right cornor )~

All one has to do is listen to Hip-Hop, watch UPN & love basketball. The procedure Kyle had was the opposite of what Michael Jackson had done.

We hear from Ike at dinnertime saying, "PENIS" & "VAGINA".

no Visitor sighted

WHOOPs

When Kyle first came home and talk to parents at dinnertime, his Dad got angry hearing about Ms.Garrison's sex change.
He yells, "...that's it, I'm taking you boys out of that school..." - Ike doesn't have Ms.Garrison for a teacher.

Mr. Garrison kept calling himself, "Mrs.Garrison". Which is wrong! One has to be married to be able to claim Mrs.
We all know he is not a "Miss", so therefore, the only fitting title would be to remove the R and claim to be Ms.Garrison.

Another one is forthcoming.... will post some shots soon.

SAPIENCE
( message between the cartoon )

Your soul decides gender and outside body can't change it.

CONSULTANTs : Pam Brady / Jonathan Kimmel / Kyle McCulloch / Toby Morton / Erica Rivinoja
VOICEs : Matt & Trey / Hayden Brown / John Hansen / Mona Marshall / Dimitri Mendoza

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